New today! Canning LITERALLY (the actual definition, not like “I could literally eat an entire cow!” “No you couldn’t Steven, you’d die.”) as this post is being written, we have Crooked Time!

At 7%, we’re coming in slightly higher than our usual Hazy IPA. Still, filled with Nelson Sauvin, Strata, and a touch of Mosaic, you’ll barely notice that ABV bump. Crooked Time has a super soft mouth-feel (everyone’s favorite descriptor), a slight minerality, and loads of cantalope, blackberry, honeydew, and a trace of white wine to finish. Crooked Time is a Velociraptor to our usual Ankylosaurus. It’s more flowing grace than brute force. If you didn’t like dinosaurs as a kid, that analogy is totally lost on you. Don’t worry, you can just come in, try the beer, and make your own random comparisons from when you were seven years old!

And hey, we won’t be upset if you post pictures of your favorite dinosaurs in the comments. We’ll see you at 4!

Oh, and if Steven were an actual carnivorous dinosaur he MIGHT literally be able to eat an entire cow. We’re sorry, Steven, you may actually have been using the word correctly.